I'm having the worst summer ever… Any ideas? Please?

Okay, so… My girlfriend is gone for most of the summer, all my friends are off in distant lands. I can't get adobe after effects or Cinema 4D to work at all, minecraft isn't working. IT'S So HOT, We don't have air conditioning, the fans all are screwed up. We can't even go outside because my mom doesn't want us getting sunburn (sunscreen barely even helps) I am stuck in my room trying to find out how to fix minecraft + cinema 4D + adobe after effects, but all the tutorials are freaking idiotic and only work with mac and windows, and I use Linux (debian) and it really sucks, also I can't find anything good on youtube or netflix. Any ideas of what else I could do?

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