I crapped on some potato chips Help?

I was siting on my computer playing minecraft and I had to use the bathroom. I was in the middle of a game and I didn't want to lose. Just as I was about to burst, I grabbed a bag of chips from my left and started shitting in it while killing someone in minecraft. It felt good but now what will I do with a bag of crap. Please help my dog is trying to eat it!

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