Having trouble with registering a minecraft name?

My friend is having trouble with registering a minecraft playername because every single name he can think of is taken. He has even tried names such as 'asopiaspooaspa' and 'sahjioasip' and the checker still thinks they are taken despite them being bizarre names that no one in their right mind would choose. Any ideas on what he can do to successfully register a minecraft username?

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