Hey Guys I'm a Pro Hacker, Should I hack Notch?

Hello guys I am a pro hacker, Vinnie is my dad, if you have never heard of him, don't bother. Just know, he is a god among men. He is pro hacker, and he has tought me all he knows. I am part of Meme Squad, Lizard Squad, and I know how to use TOR browser. I buy illegal drugs from TOR LOL. I get loads of black tar heroin from the deep webs.

Anyways, I have hacked minecraft database! I have notch's password. Should I hacker him?

p.s this is my dad:

He is rich cuz he hacker'd bank accounts lmaoooz

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